Enjoy cocktails and bad puns galore at this alternative Manchester crazy golf venue


What started as a crazy golf pop-up in Great Northern Warehouse now sets itself as the UK’s first alternative crazy golf venue slap bang in the centre of two vibrant cities – Manchester and London.

Junkyard Golf Club offers something a little different for those who fancy a change from just another ordinary night out. Get drunk, play golf and discover some pretty bad puns across two 9-hole golf courses.

Players can choose between two courses – Pablo (Polluted Paradise) and Freida (In Da Club) and putt their way through all sorts of bizarre holes. Think UV slides, UFC bear cages, a hip-hop farm and a tree house bar.

Freida – In Da Club

I say Aya, you say Napa!

Take a journey through 9 holes of banging beats and small town nightclub vibes. Putt your sanity through UK Garage-Garage, including stuff like Car-pArtful Dodger and DJ (Exhaust) Pied Piper. Then enter the legendary UV rave for alcopops and dance mash-ups until you stumble upon Piggy Azealia and WOOL-I-AM!

Pablo – Polluted Paradise

Booyaka, booyaka! The jungle is massive.

Take an excursion into the unknown as you navigate nine holes of polluted paradise. A once tranquil wild world, now sullied by creeping humanisation. Putt your way through the junk- strewn jungle, past a UFC bear cage and a Rihanna-themed forest bathroom, until you reach the oil soaked ocean and Rio-On-Sea. Is it golf? Baby don’t hurt me. Don’t hurt me. No more.

Loser buys the drinks! The Junkyard gang likes to keep it old school festival style with booze. You can choose from a wide range of beer, cider, wine spirits and cocktails all served in red party cups.

Check out cocktails like Who’s Your Caddy and Tee Diddy garnished with your favourite childhood treats such as Jammy Dodgers and bon-bons. You can grab a drink before, during or after your game.

Book online here or grab tickets on the door. For groups over 24 players, email [email protected]

Questions? www.junkyardgolfclub.co.uk/faq-mcr

PS Students get 50% off golf every Monday and Tuesday with a valid student ID card. Walk-ins only.


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